The Secret of Longer Life

The secret to living longer is having lots of kids. If you’re up to your ears in toddlers or teenagers, you may question this statement. But the University of Maryland did a recent study on the Amish in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. They’ve concluded one of the benefits of the traditional large family is a longer life. According to their research, it holds true for both women and men. It shouldn’t come as a big surprise. It’s God’s way. Children are a blessing from the Lord. This is refreshing news, as we live in a society where there’s almost a constant drumbeat promoting two children per couple. A sneaking suspicion tells me grandchildren are the real secret to longer life. So I’ve told my sons I want six from each of them. Now I have a study to help with negotiations.

[05/06/08]