Convicted Murderer Runs for Congress

A convicted murderer is running for Congress. Jack Kevorkian got out of prison and now wants to be the congressman of Michigan’s ninth district. This euthanasia activist, also known as Dr. Death, boasted he helped kill at least one hundred thirty people – many who were diagnosed with no physical illness. While in prison, his attorney tried to get him out early due to what he called Kevorkian’s grave medical condition. He listed a host of physical conditions, plaguing him, including a failing liver. The attorney doubted he’d live to serve out his prison term. Now that he’s out, Mr. Kevorkian has miraculously recovered from death’s door well enough to endure the rigors of being a member of Congress. I trust the voters of Michigan will keep Kevorkian unemployed by euthanizing his budding political career.

[03/24/08]